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01 April 2008 @ 11:37 am
Wiliness  
Title: Wiliness
Author: Bookaddict
Characters: Mal/Jayne
Rating: PG13 I think. There’s lots of euphemisms
Word count: 100
Comments: originally written for firefly100, prompt: redux and prompt: move. A continuation from Wiles and Wiley. Thanks to midnight_heir for the read-over.

“We gotta move this some place else,” Mal gasped as his man parts got all riled up.

“Ok,” Jayne wrapped his free arm round the Captain’s neck and dragged him bunkwards.

They practically fell down the ladder and somehow Jayne’s fingers had Mal’s suspenders loosened and pants pushed down in nothing flat.

Mal fended off the wandering hands and said sternly. “Just so’s you know. I’m top.”

“Na ah.”

“Ah ha.”

“How ‘bout we take turns?” Jayne tumbled them onto the bed and cunningly used his mouth to continue the argument.

Yep. The man had wiles.

“Turns it is,” Mal groaned.

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Current Mood: geekygeeky
 
 
 
Lizevilmaniclaugh on April 1st, 2008 10:02 am (UTC)
It took me hundreds of goes to get this page to load but it was so worth it. I loved it. I hope there's more. :D
bookaddict43: masculine wilesbookaddict43 on April 1st, 2008 01:26 pm (UTC)
I'm glad you persevered and thank you :) I'm pretty hopeless at the actual sexing, but I will try...
noctuabunda: ship by squish_67noctuabunda on April 1st, 2008 11:06 am (UTC)
I'll be in my bunk. :)
bookaddict43: maljaynebookaddict43 on April 1st, 2008 01:23 pm (UTC)
*giggles* Thank you!
The Heartbeat of Debauchery: Mal/Jayneladytalon1 on April 1st, 2008 12:10 pm (UTC)
I'd like to see those wiles in action *wink wink*

This was cute, and I loved their "Nuh uh" "Yeah huh" argument :D
bookaddict43: Malpensivebookaddict43 on April 1st, 2008 01:28 pm (UTC)
You could write the action *persuades*. The na ah, ah ha thing was the first thing I thought of and then I had to write the rest!!
mercsgoodgirlmercsgoodgirl on April 1st, 2008 01:23 pm (UTC)
Jayne tumbled them onto the bed and cunningly used his mouth to continue the argument.

This may be one of my all-time fave lines from any of your fics!
bookaddict43: jaynearmpornbookaddict43 on April 1st, 2008 01:31 pm (UTC)
It took ages for me to think up that line! *twirls* Thanks for remarking on it :D
Tina: Mal and Jayne Slashytinadoll on April 1st, 2008 01:32 pm (UTC)
Yup Turns it is

LMAO!
bookaddict43: maljaynebookaddict43 on April 2nd, 2008 11:26 am (UTC)
*grins* Turns are always good *agrees*. Glad you liked it!! :D
Bugchicklv: Mal/Jayne Fuckable Hatbugchicklv on April 3rd, 2008 02:21 am (UTC)
YesyesyesyesYES! I can so see these two fighting over who tops. Of course, in my mind, all my slash pairings take turns. It's only fair.

Also, my girl-parts LOVED Jayne tumbled them onto the bed and cunningly used his mouth to continue the argument because I have a feeling that tongue could convince anyone to do ANYTHING.
bookaddict43: maljaynebookaddict43 on April 4th, 2008 06:58 am (UTC)
*grins at your girl-parts* I think they should take turns too, but those two boys are stubborn :)