Hi everyone! Here's my monthly list of Romance titles! I'm sure you've been hanging out for them :D

A baby for Eve

Marrying the millionaire doctor

Purchased: His perfect wife

A boss beyond compare - that's me! Except I'm female and probably only beyond compare in my own mind! *Giggles*

The millionaire's nanny arrangement

Virgin for the billionaire's taking - There they are - the millionaire/billionaires again! I want to meet one. We'll get together, he can pay for my petrol and pay off my mortgage then can go be romantic someplace else

Bride at Briar's Ridge

The Desert King's pregnant bride

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All the synopsis' (or is that synopsi?) are sickening this month, but this one takes the cake:

Chef Lara needs cash fast – her business partner has duped her and her beloved restaurant is in crisis. There’s only one man who can help – Wolfe Alexander, her tall, dark, brooding stepbrother.
Wolfe needs to marry to meet the terms of his late father’s will, and when beautiful Lara begs him for money he sees his opportunity: a powerful attraction has always simmered between them – he’ll help if she’ll be his convenient wife!
With no choice but to accept Wolfe’s terms, Lara is soon swept into a world of high-society glamour and passion beyond her wildest dreams. But there is just one thing missing – her husband’s love…

Please - she has no choice? Anyone can get a loan, look at me! And though it's stepbrother - doesn't this skate a little close to CSI without the space part?

Here are this month's catalogued titles:-

A proposal worth waiting for (they'd have to propose something really good!)

Sheikh surgeon claims his bride

The Italian's bought bride

Greek tycoon, waitress wife (yeah sure)

Bridegroom's secret

Abby and the Playboy prince (have you ever met a playboy? Or a prince for that matter?)

Texas ranger takes a bride

The millionaire's proposal

Romance titles for this month -

Their miracle baby

The children's doctor and the single mum - she's single, beautiful, and the mother of five?

The boss's unconventional assistant

Falling for Mr Dark & Dangerous - sounds pretty interesting! :)

The Sheikh's defiant bride

Hired: The Sheikh's secretary mistress - I really want to read both the Position Description and selection criteria for this one!

The Italian's unwilling wife

Her very special boss

Time for the romance titles again!!!!

Country doctor, Spring bride

Her four year baby secret That's a long time to be pregnant!

The Italian's Cinderella bride

Saying yes to the millionaire How come I hardly ever meet even finacially solvent guys?

The pregnancy promise

Desert king, pregnant mistress

Marrying the runaway bride

Bedded at the billionaire's convenience Huh?????

Here's the sickening synopsis (that could be a title 'The case of the sickening synopsis') for The Italian's Cinderella Bride - cue dramatic music...

In a flash of lightning Count Pietro Bagnelli sees a young woman standing in the alley below his palazzo, a battered suitcase at her feet. This solitary Count has turned his back on the world, but he can’t turn his back on this bedraggled waif…

Ruth has returned to Venice to uncover lost memories, yet finds comfort with this proudly damaged Count. As carnivale sweeps through the city, drama and passion ignite and secrets unravel…

I'm back and cataloguing the Romance titles again...

Nurse bride, Bayside wedding

Outback doctor's surprise bride

Cattle baron's virgin wife

The Greek Tycoon's baby bargain

Billionaire doctor, ordinary nurse (Notice nobody's ever an ordinary plumber or tv repair guy or anything?)

Blackmailed for her baby

Markonos bride

Sheikh surgeon's baby

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The synopsis from the Cattle Baron one

Ordinary Girl…

Sienna Torrance is used to helping people get back on their feet. But she’s finding Finn McLeod an impossible patient! Only time and Sienna’s skills will help the rugged billionaire recover after an accident. But, as Sienna soon finds out, Finn’s not a man who’s prepared to wait…

Rich Man’s Bride…

Spending every day with Finn at his Queensland cattle station means a searing attraction soon flares up between them. Nevertheless, she is amazed when he proposes! How could someone so powerful, successful and charismatic want her – an inexperienced little mouse – as his bride?

*roll, roll, roll* The sound of decades of women's liberationists rolling their eyes :D

Yes I'm at work two days before I'm due to fly out - I'm trying to catch up with the never-ending deluge before leaving.

Here's the current crop of Large print titles. Am I becoming inured to them? They don't seem so bad...

The Rancher's request

The Secretary's secret

Tame me

Her lawman on call

Diagnosis danger

Bunking down with the boss

From Mission to marriage

A Texas Christmas

The bridesmaid's gift

And for your laughing pleasure - the book summary for From Mission to marriage

A short-term assignment or a long-term commitment?

Determined to stop a bitter man from decimating a mountain community, Special Ops agent Clay Senate has been paired with FBI agent Vanessa Walker. Clay is a loner, but Vanessa’s beauty and outgoing personality soon undermine his defences. It’s not long before she unleashes a long-denied need in him.

Vanessa senses that Clay is hunting for more than just a killer. Accustomed to taming wild animals, she thinks she can tackle both his needs. But as the hunt grows deadly and passions flare, Vanessa faces her most challenging assignment – turning this temporary mission into a lifelong marriage.

The Doctor's royal love-child

The Loner's guarded heart

Desert Prince, expectant mother - I still haven't met a sheikh or a desert prince *pouts* and this one's a surgeon too!!!

Virgin: wedded at the Italian's convenience

His island bride - He married an Island?

One-night love-child there's just too many hyphens there

The Salvatore marriage deal

Here are the romance titles for this month. They don't seem so bad this time - or am I getting used to them? Horrible thought! :D

Wedding in Warragurra - Why do they persist in using the most unusual Australian place names? Though it is nicely alliterative.

The Surgeon's fatherhood surprise

A Royal marriage of convenience

The Soldier's homecoming

Martinez marriage revenge

His Majesty's mistress

Brought for the Frenchman's pleasure

The Italian surgeon claims his bride

and just to make you feel sick - here is the synopsis of His Majesty's mistress...( Read more... )

The myths some of these perpetuate sometimes infuriate me, but mostly they just make me laugh...

Also you would not believe how many people read these!!!

Found: A father for her child
Doctor's bride by sunrise - Why sunrise, does she turn into a pumpkin? Which would make the story more interesting LOL

Sheikh surgeon's proposal - the guy is described as a playboy, surgeon and Sheikh? WTF?

Single dad at Heathermere - the synopsis was so boring I stopped reading

English lord, ordinary lady

Executive mother-to-be

Innocent wife, baby of shame

Taken by her Greek boss - *grrrrrrrr* One of the perpetuating ones